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Tuesday, June 16, 2015

Podcast

BRO, you got a podcast?! http://broyougotapodcast.podomatic.com Just good guys, having good brews with good topics. http://broyougotapodcast.podbean.com/feed/ en-us podOmatic RSS Generator Tue, 16 Jun 2015 18:11:28 GMT funny,drunk,dickandfartjokes,opentopic,bros,brew,good,Comedy Brews bros and good times! yes no Jp Forest http://broyougotapodcast.podbean.com/feed/ Just good guys, having good brews with good topics. http://broyougotapodcast.podbean.com/feed/ BYGAP#9 Pauly-O! <img src="http://assets.podomatic.net/ts/99/ce/77/jpbeardman/0x0_10563878.jpg" alt="itunes pic" /><br />Today Paul joins us in the studio for some great stories and brews. http://broyougotapodcast.podomatic.com/entry/2015-06-13T12_37_11-07_00 http://broyougotapodcast.podomatic.com/entry/2015-06-13T12_37_11-07_00 Sat, 13 Jun 2015 19:37:11 GMT 2015-06-13 2015-06-13 http://broyougotapodcast.podomatic.com Jp Forest 7752 no 1 Today Paul joins us in the studio for some great stories and brews. Today Paul joins us in the studio for some great stories and brews. GYGAP#9 Pauly-O! <img src="http://assets.podomatic.net/ts/99/ce/77/jpbeardman/0x0_10563878.jpg" alt="itunes pic" /><br />Paul joins us in the studio for some great topics and brews. Give it a listen! http://broyougotapodcast.podomatic.com/entry/2015-06-13T12_35_27-07_00 http://broyougotapodcast.podomatic.com/entry/2015-06-13T12_35_27-07_00 Sat, 13 Jun 2015 19:35:27 GMT 2015-06-13 2015-06-13 http://broyougotapodcast.podomatic.com Jp Forest 7752 no 2 Paul joins us in the studio for some great topics and brews. Give it a listen! Paul joins us in the studio for some great topics and brews. Give it a listen! BYGAP#8 Chris featuring Brian <img src="http://assets.podomatic.net/ts/99/ce/77/jpbeardman/0x0_10563878.jpg" alt="itunes pic" /><br />In this episode of the podcast Chris and me pre-game before Brian joins us for the episode that was uploaded last week. Enjoy the show! http://broyougotapodcast.podomatic.com/entry/2015-06-07T10_35_50-07_00 http://broyougotapodcast.podomatic.com/entry/2015-06-07T10_35_50-07_00 Sun, 07 Jun 2015 17:35:50 GMT 2015-06-13 2015-06-07 http://broyougotapodcast.podomatic.com Jp Forest 4072 no 3 In this episode of the podcast Chris and me pre-game before Brian joins us for the episode that was uploaded last week. Enjoy the show! In this episode of the podcast Chris and me pre-game before Brian joins us for the episode that w... BYGAP#7 The 3 Cubans <img src="http://assets.podomatic.net/ts/99/ce/77/jpbeardman/0x0_10563878.jpg" alt="itunes pic" /><br />Today we've got Brian and Chris in the garage. Two great guys, with awesome stories. Enjoy! http://broyougotapodcast.podomatic.com/entry/2015-05-30T17_48_00-07_00 http://broyougotapodcast.podomatic.com/entry/2015-05-30T17_48_00-07_00 Sun, 31 May 2015 00:48:00 GMT 2015-06-13 2015-05-31 http://broyougotapodcast.podomatic.com Jp Forest 5262 no 4 Today we've got Brian and Chris in the garage. Two great guys, with awesome stories. Enjoy! Today we've got Brian and Chris in the garage. Two great guys, with awesome stories. Enjoy! BYGAP#6 sixsix with Terry <img src="http://assets.podomatic.net/ts/99/ce/77/jpbeardman/0x0_10563878.jpg" alt="itunes pic" /><br />Today's podcast features my good friend Terry. We're talking about hotrods, fun times, and getting old! Fun stuff, I might not be selling this description very well.... just listen in dammit. http://broyougotapodcast.podomatic.com/entry/2015-05-16T18_10_42-07_00 http://broyougotapodcast.podomatic.com/entry/2015-05-16T18_10_42-07_00 Sun, 17 May 2015 01:10:42 GMT 2015-06-13 2015-05-17 http://broyougotapodcast.podomatic.com Jp Forest 3748 no 5 Today's podcast features my good friend Terry. We're talking about hotrods, fun times, and getting old! Fun stuff, I might not be selling this description very well.... just listen in dammit. Today's podcast features my good friend Terry. We're talking about hotrods, fun times, and gettin... BYGAP#5 Mickey and Eliana <img src="http://assets.podomatic.net/ts/99/ce/77/jpbeardman/0x0_10563878.jpg" alt="itunes pic" /><br />My best bud Mickey and his fiance Eliana join me in the studio for fun stories and good laughs. http://broyougotapodcast.podomatic.com/entry/2015-04-25T15_55_58-07_00 http://broyougotapodcast.podomatic.com/entry/2015-04-25T15_55_58-07_00 Sat, 25 Apr 2015 22:55:58 GMT 2015-06-13 2015-04-25 http://broyougotapodcast.podomatic.com Jp Forest 2993 no 6 My best bud Mickey and his fiance Eliana join me in the studio for fun stories and good laughs. My best bud Mickey and his fiance Eliana join me in the studio for fun stories and good laughs. BYGAP#3 Featuring Chris and Kian <img src="http://assets.podomatic.net/ts/99/ce/77/jpbeardman/0x0_10563878.jpg" alt="itunes pic" /><br />Episode #3 of Bro, you got a Podcast. Today we have two very good friends of mine, Chris and Kian, at the studio with us. Join us as we relive old stories and share some great laughs! http://broyougotapodcast.podomatic.com/entry/2015-04-04T21_06_14-07_00 http://broyougotapodcast.podomatic.com/entry/2015-04-04T21_06_14-07_00 Sun, 05 Apr 2015 04:06:14 GMT 2015-06-13 2015-04-05 http://broyougotapodcast.podomatic.com Jp Forest brew,brews,bro,bros,comedy,dickandfartjokes,drunk,funny,good,got,opentopic,podcast,times,you,and,audio,dildos,stories,bands,etc 3637 yes 7 Episode #3 of Bro, you got a Podcast. Today we have two very good friends of mine, Chris and Kian, at the studio with us. Join us as we relive old stories and share some great laughs! Episode #3 of Bro, you got a Podcast. Today we have two very good friends of mine, Chris and Ki...

Monday, August 11, 2014

The adventures of building a raised garden bed! Come with me on this journey.

So after a good five to six months of growing a variety of seeds at home I've decided to move from the small pots and planters to the soil, and since I have the space and plenty of surplus wood from prior projects I figured I'd build a #RaisedGardenBed. I don't know why I hastaged that... I need to get away from intsagram.

Okay, that begin said! Here is what I got going on in my garden. Check it out!!

Here is a pic of my lil' dudes out growing their homes.
Eggplant, Peppers, Onions, and some Lychees!

Three different style peppers, Rosemary and Arugula. 

And some more peppers (Cachucha) and tomatoes, with some Citronella. 



































Lets begin!

So I decided to build the bed around a palm tree in my back yard, which was pretty much wasted space, also the area gets plenty of sunlight! So it was a no brainer, any other area would have been under the shadow of my enormous oak tree.

I started by building a box frame around my palm.













The sticks you see around the area are wooden stakes, like the ones used for killing vampires right?! You can find them at most local hardware stores, they normally come in packs of about 9. I'll be using this badboys to map out the area and to drill the frame to the stakes for support!













Now that I have my steaks.... hehe, STAKES! in place, I'll start drillin'


Here is what it looked like after day one, had to stop due to a lack of wood. What your looking at it four wood stakes with a frame of 2x4 pressure treated wood. And a 2x8 of pressure treated wood on top of that.



















After a quick run to the lumber shop I'm back to work!
Lets get drilling.


added an extra stake in the center of the front 2x8 for rigidity. 



And after a absurd amount of mosquito bites and about a gallon of water lost through sweat, this is the almost finished product!

Got a little over 11'' of dept, and the area that it covers is 8' 2" x 5' 3".

The screws I used are 2.5" course thread.

Later this week I'll dump in the soil and start transplanting!

Thanks for checking out the post, I wish you luck with your gardening adventures!

Monday, July 21, 2014

Poetically Pathetic. A collection of brute poetry for the common man, by the common man.

the forced

inside the regions of my mind,
i twist and turn without the tide, 
which doesn't bring me back to life, 
and turn away for all of time, 
it make no sense but is worth a dime, 
for all is taken but the light, 
and all will break until divine
and all will break. 
until divine. 

______________________________

Lost connection

What goes around that empty head?
Corroded cables, transmission dead.

He only recalls the buried past, memories in ashes of time and space. 

What goes on in the empty mind, 
which use to enlighten, all of the time. 
It always held an answer or the key, 
but never said, he'd like to hear it from me. 



_______________________________________________________________

The story of a Indian and a Jew


Data transfer.What a concept, 
we as hue-mans, have to master it yet. 
We arrogantly sit, as we would know. 
But nature has a world to show. 

We're captured by our myDevices, speak to them, date them, marry them and the list goes on. 

For people have yet realized the answer is out there (he points to the forest) over yonder.  

Past the building and over the interstate, you can see a ceder tree that stands proudly. A home of eagles and other wild life that we have endangered.  

That be your Bar-Mitzvah David, in such lands you walk in a child. But walk out a man. 
It will take one fort night


Friday, June 20, 2014

Going through the motions.

Going through the motions, no eye contact needed, no explanation required... but they still question it though.

*take a deep breath*

Thankyoupleaseexcusememisterhaveagooddaywithasideofrice.

Say that four times fast and you'll get a fist full of nothing and a "I really care about what you have to say to me"  blank stare that stares back into the blankness of blank. #blanketlyblankblank. With a side of blank.

This isn't a direct rant,
This isn't a indirect rant,
This is a rant to end all rants.
This is a rant for the freedom to rant.
This is not a rant.
This rant may be about you.

Wear the shoe if it fits like a glove.

You see.
We have to much arrogance, yet nothing to show for it.
We live pay check to pay check, yet we pretend we only have disposable income.
We are the "I got this generation", when in reality "we ain't got nuthin' " (pardon the shift into AA vernacular)
We have freedom of speech, but we get looked down upon for practicing it.
We're currently in a world where using the terms: retard, faggot, black, white, Chinese, Arab and lesbian, etc...will automatically black list you, I hope black list isn't a racists term too, and make you the bad guy.
So you need to praise the faggot, which you never had a problem with in the first place. You have to have patience with the retard, when their the ones with the problem. And you have to limit your adjectives when you describe a person, for fear of coming off as the bad guy.
And to top it off you're still a bad guy when you don't hold the door for the bitch with the over inflated ego that won't even acknowledge your presence when you do hold it.
Not on my watch bub.

So don't ask me how my day is when I cross your path, and don't give me gods blessing when we start/finish a conversation.

Just smile politely and nod your head, because I wouldn't even miss the small talk when I'm dead.

This rant has been brought to you by the artist formally known as #Humping Bear.
Looks like the #WhiteMan won this one.

Thank you for your patronage
-Jp

Thursday, May 1, 2014

An explanation of thought's.

Who is Humping Bear?
The best way to describe Humping Bear is to take the entity off the name, not the who, but the what?

Humping Bear is a thought along with The White Man. Without The White Man, there is no Humping Bear, without Humping Bear there can be no The White Man.
The White Man, and Humping Bear are polar aligned forces that portray the shadows and lights within us all. Both The White Man  and Humping Bear have a anima and animus, and neither Humping Bear or The White Man are good or evil, they are just as evil or good as we make them.


So, who is Humping Bear and who is The White Man?
Both power's live within us all and we are all Humping Bear AND The White Man.


This has been an explanation of thoughts.


-Humping Bear


Humping Bear speaks.

And with a blank mind, a cold cup of coffee and a cut on my foot. I sit here typing the 1st thing that comes to mind.

You're slipping into nothing,

You're slipping into nothing,

You're slipping....

Hello wall, I haven't bumped my head into you in many a fortnights.
For the wall is much stronger than the encasing that holds my grey matter in.
Just another soft spot of the mind, that ripples with the passing of the tide.

.....into nothing, you slip.

Fortnight seem longer on the eleventh hour of the 9th day.
Where the mighty buffalo roam the dead zone, hunting signal to tell its wife to put away the supper, for winter is coming and it shall be a cold one indeed.
The 13th hour approached on the 10th day, "still no signal Humping bear" said the mighty Buffalo.
Yes, "the now network" has failed again replied Humping Bear.


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Enjoy White Man.

-Humping Bear's  thought's.

Wednesday, April 30, 2014

A documentation of still photography.

So here are a few gnarly shots of some #hiking #trails up in the #Orlando #Florida area.
Also a few trails in #Cassadaga Florida.

Going to dedicate this page to the Photo's on the "Humping Bear" travels.


Right on, happy trails.