Going through the motions, no eye contact needed, no explanation required... but they still question it though.
*take a deep breath*
Thankyoupleaseexcusememisterhaveagooddaywithasideofrice.
Say that four times fast and you'll get a fist full of nothing and a "I really care about what you have to say to me" blank stare that stares back into the blankness of blank. #blanketlyblankblank. With a side of blank.
This isn't a direct rant,
This isn't a indirect rant,
This is a rant to end all rants.
This is a rant for the freedom to rant.
This is not a rant.
This rant may be about you.
Wear the shoe if it fits like a glove.
You see.
We have to much arrogance, yet nothing to show for it.
We live pay check to pay check, yet we pretend we only have disposable income.
We are the "I got this generation", when in reality "we ain't got nuthin' " (pardon the shift into AA vernacular)
We have freedom of speech, but we get looked down upon for practicing it.
We're currently in a world where using the terms: retard, faggot, black, white, Chinese, Arab and lesbian, etc...will automatically black list you, I hope black list isn't a racists term too, and make you the bad guy.
So you need to praise the faggot, which you never had a problem with in the first place. You have to have patience with the retard, when their the ones with the problem. And you have to limit your adjectives when you describe a person, for fear of coming off as the bad guy.
And to top it off you're still a bad guy when you don't hold the door for the bitch with the over inflated ego that won't even acknowledge your presence when you do hold it.
Not on my watch bub.
So don't ask me how my day is when I cross your path, and don't give me gods blessing when we start/finish a conversation.
Just smile politely and nod your head, because I wouldn't even miss the small talk when I'm dead.
This rant has been brought to you by the artist formally known as #Humping Bear.
Looks like the #WhiteMan won this one.
Thank you for your patronage
-Jp
